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Dear Everybody,

 

Again, I have lost power! I am running my computer on batteries and dial-up. Dial up will work as long as we have telephone lines.

 

I did not want anyone to think that I was neglecting them by not responding. All I will do is mod the posts, but not reply unless I feel that I just must. Please do not feel like I am not interested in what you have written, it is just that each post takes a couple of minutes to mod and I want to make sure that everyone's posts are approved and up on the board.

 

If you asked me a question and I forgot, I am an old hamster, please remind me of the question in a couple of days or so. I will let everyone know when I have electricity.

 

Thank you so very much for your patience.

 

Lots of love in friendship.

Horatio

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:( :unsure: Oh no,Horatio is losing his power!Wut will he ever do! :o

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:(  :unsure: Oh no,Horatio is losing his power!Wut will he ever do! :o

I am not losing my house electrical power, I have lost my house electrical power. It is the battery power that is on it's way out. :lol: :lol: :lol: I have three batteries to use in my computer.

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We were talking about Solar and ([Molar]) power, And I noticed Molars are your back teeth so...We said nothing about a mole rat..

I am glad you said something, I was wondering where mole rat came from! :lol: :lol:

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*is confused* What about a mole rat? :huh:

Ah, but it's so simple, MW! Too simple. You see, by repeatedly slamming the paper-weight against the wall, you can fashion a magnifying glass. The post clearly states that you use the flashlight to shine light on the ants, and use the magnifying glass to focus the light off of the backs of the ants into a beam. You aim the beam at the sun and burn a hole in it, causing all of the cheese-whiz in the sun's center to fall to Earth and smother all life, ending the planet as we know it! I'M ON THE YOUR CLEVER SCHEME, HORATIO! *builds anit-cheese shelter and prepairs*

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Ah, but it's so simple, MW! Too simple. You see, by repeatedly slamming the paper-weight against the wall, you can fashion a magnifying glass. The post clearly states that you use the flashlight to shine light on the ants, and use the magnifying glass to focus the light off of the backs of the ants into a beam. You aim the beam at the sun and burn a hole in it, causing all of the cheese-whiz in the sun's center to fall to Earth and smother all life, ending the planet as we know it! I'M ON THE YOUR CLEVER SCHEME, HORATIO! *builds anit-cheese shelter and prepairs*

Quote from MW...

*is confused*

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Ah, but it's so simple, MW! Too simple. You see, by repeatedly slamming the paper-weight against the wall, you can fashion a magnifying glass. The post clearly states that you use the flashlight to shine light on the ants, and use the magnifying glass to focus the light off of the backs of the ants into a beam. You aim the beam at the sun and burn a hole in it, causing all of the cheese-whiz in the sun's center to fall to Earth and smother all life, ending the planet as we know it! I'M ON THE YOUR CLEVER SCHEME, HORATIO! *builds anit-cheese shelter and prepairs*

Now I get it :huh:

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*goes over to say hi to Clive and Kat for no reason whatsoever* HI!!!!!!!!!

Kat: ALLOOOOOO! n_n

Clive: *is a horse*

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MW: ALLLOOOOOOOO to you too! *does the n_n thingy majiggy**is a wolf*

Kat: *is a cat*

Clive: *also just so happens to be a horse*

Kat: ULITMALTE WOOTNESS!

MW: YEAH!

Clive: *still a horse*

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MW: ALLLOOOOOOOO to you too! *does the n_n thingy majiggy**is a wolf*

Kat: *is a cat*

Clive: *also just so happens to be a horse*

 

Vixen: *gives you all a funny stare* G'day Clive!*is a fox*

Clive: Actually, thats "good day". Australians have such funny phrases! *sips tea*

Vixen: *whispers to Kat & MW* Are horses supposed to talk?

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Vixen: *gives you all a funny stare* G'day Clive!*is a fox*

Clive: Actually, thats "good day". Australians have such funny phrases! *sips tea*

Vixen: *whispers to Kat & MW* Are horses supposed to talk?

MW:*is a wolf still* *yells to Kat* Hey Kat! Did you accidentally switch Clive with Mr.Ed? I dressed up Mr.Ed in a Clidesdale outfit!

 

To those who don't know who Mr.Ed is, he was a 'talking' horse on an old T.V. show.

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MW:*is a wolf still* *yells to Kat* Hey Kat! Did you accidentally switch Clive with Mr.Ed? I dressed up Mr.Ed in a Clidesdale outfit!

 

To those who don't know who Mr.Ed is, he was a 'talking' horse on an old T.V. show.

 

Vixen:*still a fox*Oh, Mr. Ed!*points at the horsie*

Clive: My name is not Ed! It's Clive. *still sipping tea*

Vixen: sorry... *cowers in a corner*

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MW: Okay, I think it's Clive, and not Ed. Clive, why didn't we know you talked before?*is a confused wolf*

Clive: Neigh!*is a horse trying to pretend that it can't talk in English*

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Vixen: Clive, If i give you a carrot will you talk? *waves a carrot in Clive's face*

Clive: No... I mean NIEGH!

Vixen: You spoke! *jumps around pointing at Clive*

Clive: No I...um, Niegh?

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Kat: *is a cat* *jumps out from behind Clive* That's no horse! It's Kat!

Kat: *is a cat* *unzipps Clide costume* And that's no Kat! It's a Pepsi Twist! *unzipps Kat costume to reveal a Pepsi Twist* Who's up for some soda?!?! *takes giant swig*

MW: *is a wolf*...

Vixen: *is a fox*...

Clive: *is a horse*...neigh?

THE END!

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Kat: *is a cat* *jumps out from behind Clive* That's no horse! It's Kat!

Kat: *is a cat* *unzipps Clide costume* And that's no Kat! It's a Pepsi Twist! *unzipps Kat costume to reveal a Pepsi Twist* Who's up for some soda?!?! *takes giant swig*

MW: *is a wolf*...

Vixen: *is a fox*...

Clive: *is a horse*...neigh?

THE END!

Good ending! :lol:

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Kat: *is a cat* *jumps out from behind Clive* That's no horse! It's Kat!

Kat: *is a cat* *unzipps Clide costume* And that's no Kat! It's a Pepsi Twist! *unzipps Kat costume to reveal a Pepsi Twist* Who's up for some soda?!?! *takes giant swig*

MW: *is a wolf*...

Vixen: *is a fox*...

Clive: *is a horse*...neigh?

THE END!

It can end like this! not here, not now! I won't go down without a fight! Nooooooooooooooooooo!

Just kidding. :lol:

 

-Lee

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It can end like this! not here, not now! I won't go down without a fight! Nooooooooooooooooooo!

Just kidding.  :lol:

 

-Lee

So, is the ending good or bad?

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Dear Everybody,

 

Again, I have lost power! I am running my computer on batteries and dial-up. Dial up will work as long as we have telephone lines.

 

I did not want anyone to think that I was neglecting them by not responding. All I will do is mod the posts, but not reply unless I feel that I just must. Please do not feel like I am not interested in what you have written, it is just that each post takes a couple of minutes to mod and I want to make sure that everyone's posts are approved and up on the board.

 

If you asked me a question and I forgot, I am an old hamster, please remind me of the question in a couple of days or so. I will let everyone know when I have electricity.

 

Thank you so very much for your patience.

 

Lots of love in friendship.

Horatio

:o

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it was just a typo  :blush: heh... I meant can't. MY BIRDY GIVES ME KISSES!

 

-Lee

*gives Vixen a Typo Award* Your very first, I believe.

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*gives Vixen a Typo Award* Your very first, I believe.

 

Nooooo! *tries to burn it but sees label that says "INDESTRUCTABLE"* Oh no! *buries it in the woods* There! *goes home and finds it sitting on my bed* GASP! Oh well, I'll have to live with it! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

-Lee

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Nooooo! *tries to burn it but sees label that says "INDESTRUCTABLE"* Oh no! *buries it in the woods* There! *goes home and finds it sitting on my bed* GASP! Oh well, I'll have to live with it!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

 

-Lee

:lol: :lol: :lol:

The return of the INDESTRUCTABLE label.

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Ah, but it's so simple, MW! Too simple. You see, by repeatedly slamming the paper-weight against the wall, you can fashion a magnifying glass. The post clearly states that you use the flashlight to shine light on the ants, and use the magnifying glass to focus the light off of the backs of the ants into a beam. You aim the beam at the sun and burn a hole in it, causing all of the cheese-whiz in the sun's center to fall to Earth and smother all life, ending the planet as we know it! I'M ON THE YOUR CLEVER SCHEME, HORATIO! *builds anit-cheese shelter and prepairs*

Ah you are ingenious Kat!Heheheheheheheheh

I shall prepare w/ you! *grins evil grin*

Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!

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Ah you are ingenious Kat!Heheheheheheheheh

              I shall prepare w/ you!                  *grins evil grin*

Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!

*hands MKG (Your name is long and that is your new nickname.) a hammer and instructs her*

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Nooooo! *tries to burn it but sees label that says "INDESTRUCTABLE"* Oh no! *buries it in the woods* There! *goes home and finds it sitting on my bed* GASP! Oh well, I'll have to live with it!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

 

-Lee

MUWAHAHA!

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MUWAHAHA!

*walks in**Sees 2 cats hammering nails into the wall jumping up and down ever 5 seconds saying ow ow ow!!!*......*LOOKS AT THEM LIKE :huh: :blink: LEAVES*LOL ^_^

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If only it was just the label that was indesrtucable! It will haunt me forever! Actually I'm over it...

 

-Lee

*as INDESTRUCTABLE labels multiply in the millions in Lee's room*

Good thing you are over it. You might not want to look now. :unsure: :unsure: :unsure:

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*walks in**Sees 2 cats hammering nails into the wall jumping up and down ever 5 seconds saying ow ow ow!!!*......*LOOKS AT THEM LIKE :huh:  :blink: LEAVES*LOL ^_^

But that is where you are wrong! I am very proficient with hammer and nails! I've build all kinds of shelters! *contunues*

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But that is where you are wrong! I am very proficient with hammer and nails! I've build all kinds of shelters! *contunues*

Pack your bags... tell your parents you are coming to Florida and start a construction business! :lol: You would probably be super successful! :D It seems like you cannot get anyone to work and if you find someone to answer their phone, then they tell you to call back in about 6, 8 months or a year. :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: Can you imagine having a tarp on your roof for a year??????

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Pack your bags... tell your parents you are coming to Florida and start a construction business! :lol: You would probably be super successful! :D It seems like you cannot get anyone to work and if you find someone to answer their phone, then they tell you to call back in about 6, 8 months or a year. :blink:  :blink:  :blink:  :blink:  :blink: Can you imagine having a tarp on your roof for a year??????

As soon as I finish my anti-cheese shelter, I'll head right over! :lol:

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mmmm..... anti-cheese.....

foxes like cheese  :D

Then you will be in heaven when Horatio sets his (I'm refering to you as a boy now, Horatio, as that was the gender of the hamster.) evil plan into motion...

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