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So, I've heard plenty of Helen Keller and dead baby jokes. They're really bad, and I don't disapprove. Any other types of offensive jokes other people know of? I'd prefer if we stayed away from actually saying jokes in particular for the moment until we know its okay, I know that it's probably not so allowed. haha

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So, I've heard plenty of Helen Keller and dead baby jokes. They're really bad, and I don't disapprove. Any other types of offensive jokes other people know of? I'd prefer if we stayed away from actually saying jokes in particular for the moment until we know its okay, I know that it's probably not so allowed. haha

There are quite a few that would probably get through. :rolleyes:

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Haha, true. Offensive jokes don't always contain offensive language. Mostly just offensive themes. haha.

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wanna hear a dirty joke?

 

timmy stepped in a mud puddle

 

wanna hear an even dirtier joke?

 

he lost his balance.

 

wanna hear a REALLY dirty joke?

 

as he was getting up, he slipped again.

 

XD

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I'm assuming blond jokes count. We had a whole tawpeek of that years ago.

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wanna hear a dirty joke?

 

timmy stepped in a mud puddle

 

wanna hear an even dirtier joke?

 

he lost his balance.

 

wanna hear a REALLY dirty joke?

 

as he was getting up, he slipped again.

 

XD

:lol:

 

That reminds me of when I was riding my bicycle on the mountain bike path at the park. The trail goes through the woods, with not much forward visibility. Anyway, I went down this hill and at the bottom there is a sharp turn, but just as I was approaching the turn, I saw the biggest mud puddle. Down I went. That wasn't so bad, until I went down the second time. Then I was really, really dirty. :lol:

 

 

MK... weren't there about 100 plus blonde jokes?

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That one Climber person was offended too; and if the archives of said tawpeek were any indication, Top Banana (who I miss...) was offended at first and then loved the jokes.

 

 

Most of the offensive jokes I know are either racist or involve dead babies.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a bowl?

 

Stick 'em in the blender.

 

How do you get 'em out?

 

Chips.

 

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Did you hear about the blind lady who fell down the stairs? (watering down actual joke)

 

She never saw it coming.

 

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