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Listen here and listen good. I shall speak this once and only once.

And shall you forget or ignore, may God have mercy on your soul.

 

Of course... that's what as happened already! God has already provided the mercy and salvation.

All you have to do is accept it. He's our Father, our Creator, our everything.

 

Jesus died for our lives so that we may live. And it saddens me to see people refusing Him.

So in my words, last maybe, to all those who foolishly believe the lies and falsehoods of the False prohpets...

 

GET BENT!

 

Get on your knees and bend over! Let your face be buried in the ground!

Let Him know you are ready to serve and give all to Him!

Ask Him for forgiveness and accept Yeshua as He is, your Lord and Saviour!

There's nothing like Him. Nothing like what He offers. Nothing can compare. NOTHING!

 

So get bent is what I tell you. Praise the All Mighty Elohim who is above ALL!

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*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~*

 

You know how I feel about this.

 

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"Get bent:

 

Much more subtle than #### you or go to ####, but with all the impact. It is the abbreviated imperative for, "You should get bent over, so someone can sodomize you on Christmas!" Used in reply to outrageous requests ..."

 

It's amazing what both HampsterDance and Urban Dictionary can teach you.

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"Get bent:

 

Much more subtle than #### you or go to ####, but with all the impact. It is the abbreviated imperative for, "You should get bent over, so someone can sodomize you on Christmas!" Used in reply to outrageous requests ..."

 

It's amazing what both HampsterDance and Urban Dictionary can teach you.

:blink: :blink: :blink:

It's amazing what Toto can teach me!!! :lol:

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"Get bent:

 

Much more subtle than #### you or go to ####, but with all the impact. It is the abbreviated imperative for, "You should get bent over, so someone can sodomize you on Christmas!" Used in reply to outrageous requests ..."

 

It's amazing what both HampsterDance and Urban Dictionary can teach you.

Lol well I was using it as get bent over and surrender lol.

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"Get bent:

 

Much more subtle than #### you or go to ####, but with all the impact. It is the abbreviated imperative for, "You should get bent over, so someone can sodomize you on Christmas!" Used in reply to outrageous requests ..."

 

It's amazing what both HampsterDance and Urban Dictionary can teach you.

hahah

you learn something new every day

:D

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