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#1 Mega Wolf

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Posted 06 January 2010 - 10:34 PM

So, I've heard plenty of Helen Keller and dead baby jokes. They're really bad, and I don't disapprove. Any other types of offensive jokes other people know of? I'd prefer if we stayed away from actually saying jokes in particular for the moment until we know its okay, I know that it's probably not so allowed. haha

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 11:22 AM

So, I've heard plenty of Helen Keller and dead baby jokes. They're really bad, and I don't disapprove. Any other types of offensive jokes other people know of? I'd prefer if we stayed away from actually saying jokes in particular for the moment until we know its okay, I know that it's probably not so allowed. haha

There are quite a few that would probably get through. :rolleyes:

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 08:25 PM

Haha, true. Offensive jokes don't always contain offensive language. Mostly just offensive themes. haha.

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 10:05 PM

Haha, true. Offensive jokes don't always contain offensive language. Mostly just offensive themes. haha.

:lol: You're right. :lol:

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 04:18 PM

wanna hear a dirty joke?

timmy stepped in a mud puddle

wanna hear an even dirtier joke?

he lost his balance.

wanna hear a REALLY dirty joke?

as he was getting up, he slipped again.

XD

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 08:59 PM

I'm assuming blond jokes count. We had a whole tawpeek of that years ago.

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 02:50 AM

wanna hear a dirty joke?

timmy stepped in a mud puddle

wanna hear an even dirtier joke?

he lost his balance.

wanna hear a REALLY dirty joke?

as he was getting up, he slipped again.

XD

:lol:

That reminds me of when I was riding my bicycle on the mountain bike path at the park. The trail goes through the woods, with not much forward visibility. Anyway, I went down this hill and at the bottom there is a sharp turn, but just as I was approaching the turn, I saw the biggest mud puddle. Down I went. That wasn't so bad, until I went down the second time. Then I was really, really dirty. :lol:


MK... weren't there about 100 plus blonde jokes?

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 10:41 PM

I'd say the blond jokes were offensive, because didn't preppygirl get offended? hahaha

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Posted 20 January 2010 - 07:16 AM

I'd say the blond jokes were offensive, because didn't preppygirl get offended? hahaha

*wonders what preppygirl is doing now*

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Posted 24 January 2010 - 05:11 PM

Being preppy somewhere, no doubt. ahaha

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Posted 25 January 2010 - 04:47 PM

Being preppy somewhere, no doubt. ahaha

Probably with her Uncle Lance. :rolleyes:

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Posted 26 January 2010 - 04:45 PM

That one Climber person was offended too; and if the archives of said tawpeek were any indication, Top Banana (who I miss...) was offended at first and then loved the jokes.


Most of the offensive jokes I know are either racist or involve dead babies.

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 10:08 PM

I definitely find dead baby jokes entertaining.

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Posted 07 February 2010 - 07:42 AM

I definitely find dead baby jokes entertaining.

Dead baby jokes? I have not been entertained by any of those. :lol:

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 04:40 PM

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a bowl?
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How do you get 'em out?
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Posted 14 February 2010 - 03:14 PM

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a bowl?

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How do you get 'em out?
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Posted 10 April 2010 - 11:55 PM

this one's gamer oriented..

what do you call 10 dead babies in a maternity ward?
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Posted 11 April 2010 - 07:27 AM

this one's gamer oriented..

what do you call 10 dead babies in a maternity ward?

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:lol:
I like that one.

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Posted 01 October 2010 - 12:08 PM

Did you hear about the blind lady who fell down the stairs? (watering down actual joke)
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Posted 01 October 2010 - 09:37 PM

Did you hear about the blind lady who fell down the stairs? (watering down actual joke)

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:lol:




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